Ballpoint pen, chisel tip Sharpie & highlighters waiting for the rainbow wheel on the screen keeps on turnin' - I'm lookin' at you Mac-Mini...taken home from the rag, Prismacolor marker'd, level-crunch'd in Photochop n' kiss'd with a 2D-Strip 'Color Lookup.'

People say they like my ol' ginger look and that I resemble Freddie Mercury. All I hear is referential goo goo, misreferenced blah blah.

For you I'd write a symphony. I'd tell the violin it's time to sink r' swim when you compare me to Sacha Baron Cohen.

I just need somebody to love, oh, no no no no. I don't need too much. Just somebody to love that it hurts when you compare me to Wyatt Earp.

Too late, my time has come. Sends shivers down my spine, body's achin' all the time. Good bye everybody, I gotta go when y'all compare me to Vernon Wells in Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Commando.'